Dessert · Meat & Fish · Vegetarian

AN INCREDIBLE CHRISTMAS FEAST FOR YOUR UNBELIEVABLY HOLY HOLIDAYS

And so this is Christmas. HO HO HO, Santa is coming to town, baby Jesus so tender and mild and everything else to you all, nerds. We will cut the traditional pleasantries because we know you’ve been preparing your Holydays’ Spirit since Halloween, or earlier, consequently spoiling everything or just making everyone you know hate… Continue reading AN INCREDIBLE CHRISTMAS FEAST FOR YOUR UNBELIEVABLY HOLY HOLIDAYS

Dessert · Senza categoria

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF WITH THE POMEGRANATE MERENGUE PIE YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD HANDLE

We don’t know about you nerds, but, basically, 87% of our poor and shaking self confidence is built on things that we didn’t expect to work out as we planned. This, of course, includes all the recipes you enjoy on our revolutionary cooking blog. As our most observant fans can remember, the shitty preparation phases… Continue reading BELIEVE IN YOURSELF WITH THE POMEGRANATE MERENGUE PIE YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD HANDLE

Meat & Fish · Senza categoria

THE DOUBLE HAMBURGERS YOU NERDS DIDN’T EXPECT FROM THIS SEASON FINALE

Everything has an end. Sometimes it’s an unexpected relief, like when, in an unsurpassed act of global wisdom and foresight, we got rid of flared pants all at once. But most of the time endings just powerslam in our helpless lives, like bumblebees suddenly aware of their wing structure, leaving nothing but smoking ruins in our… Continue reading THE DOUBLE HAMBURGERS YOU NERDS DIDN’T EXPECT FROM THIS SEASON FINALE

Dessert

THE WHISMICAL DOCTOR RIGON’S (pr: raɪgɒn) HYPNOTIST’S CAKE

The 90’s have undeniably been a weird time to be alive. We can divide the world in four different categories that will have four different kind of reactions to this objective and irrefutable sentence: 1. If you were born before 1970: “I agree” (*with a smile on your face) 2. If you were born between… Continue reading THE WHISMICAL DOCTOR RIGON’S (pr: raɪgɒn) HYPNOTIST’S CAKE

Meat & Fish

PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT FISH PIE YOU WILL EVER HAPPEN TO COME ACROSS

Since we have decided to completely ignore the fact it is four whole months since our last, gorgeous, recipe, we will now draw your hungry and fleeting attention to the fact it is eventually, fatally spring. Leaving for a moment your dripping taste buds dripping (please contact your GP if your taste buds ever drip), follow us… Continue reading PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT FISH PIE YOU WILL EVER HAPPEN TO COME ACROSS

Vegetarian

Very yummy vegetarian recipe with very urelated setting

First of all you have to play this and let it play until you’ve finished reading/cooking. If you are starting too feel confused, just remember that one of the thing we lo love the most, except from inventing and playing funny dialogues for our pets, is doing random things, like starting to celebrate Christmas in… Continue reading Very yummy vegetarian recipe with very urelated setting